I'm going to cry if Sean Dyche ruins my godson

Plus FPL tips, games we're watching, and stuff we're reading.

Variance Betting - 24Oct2025 Weekend

Why Tottenham's attack can't get firing

Xavi Simons and Mohammed Kudus can't fix the fundamental problems.

Arda Güler is having his big breakout for Real Madrid

It's easy, just play through balls to Kylian Mbappe.

Variance Betting - Weds CL + Champ 22Oct2025

Phil Foden is getting back to his best in a new role for Manchester City

He might not be scoring, but he's making things work in midfield.

Variance Betting - Tues CL and Champ 21Oct2025

Liverpool play well(?) and lose. Arsenal play well and win.

Plus a Mateta hattrick on HOW MANY shots?

Sunderland can already take a huge step towards safety

Plus some FPL striker talk, games we're watching and stuff we're reading

Variance Betting - Weekend 17Oct2025

Robert Lewandowski refuses to get old

Still a star at age 37, and Barcelona are depending on him to turn in one more great season.

Can Dortmund win Der Klassiker?

Checking in on BVB before they take on Bayern Munich.