We're getting 2 very different Champions League semifinals

But they're the best ones we could have hoped for.

Chelsea winger target goes vroom vroom

Plus Man United GK rumours, teenagers getting shopped too early.

The numbers behind Raphinha's dominance

Barcelona's biggest star isn't Lamine Yamal or Robert Lewandowski.

Magpies lead the race for 5th... Sort of

Running the numbers and looking at the remaining schedule.

Which left back would you buy?

Plus games we're watching and stuff we're reading.

Variance Betting - Weekend 11Apr2025

Meet Rayan Cherki, the ultimate highlights player

Who should buy an elite playmaker who hates running and defending?

Everyone wants this striker... his team wants €100m

Transfer rumour roundup with bits on Real Madrid and Man City looking to replace big stars.

Some Arsenal-Real Madrid narrative busting

Conventional wisdom occasionally stinks.

Variance Betting - Midweek CL and Champ 8April2025

Premier League top 5 favorites barely hanging on

Plus transfer rumours and our new podcast about guys being dudes.

Those Aston Villa January signings are going pretty well

But now comes the ultimate defensive test, Nottingham Forest. Plus games we're watching and stuff we're reading.