This €80m winger transfer is a curious one

Good player, decent price, wrong position?

Marcus Rashford is apparently hot property?

5 big clubs are bidding! Plus more transfer rumours.

Dušan Vlahović is broken and Arsenal want to fix him

It wouldn't be a good transfer but it would be a fun one.

Spurs still shouldn't sack Ange

The Premier League weekend roundup.

Variance Betting - CORRECTED EDITION 3 Jan 2024

So sorry, I fucked it. Ignore the first one from today.

5 attacking profiles that made me go "hmm, that's interesting"

Sometimes you just sort columns and look for weird stuff.

Variance Betting - EPL Bets 3 Jan 2024

You can't make me bet on United's midfield

Darwin Núñez out, new striker in for Liverpool?

Plus various Man United and Barca nonsense in the rumour roundup.

Variance Betting - Boxing Day Round 2024

We love a 9-goal game on mind-altering substances

Your Premier League weekend recap.

Son Heung-Min evolving into more of a playmaker

Plus games we're watching and stuff we're reading.

Variance Betting - 20th Dec 2024 Weekend